Unisex Tank Top Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH (INCHES) |
LENGTH (INCHES) |
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XS | 16 | 27 |
S | 18 | 28 |
M | 20 | 29 |
L | 22 | 30 |
XL | 24 | 31 |
2XL | 26 | 32 |
3XL | 28 | 33 |
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SIZE | WIDTH (INCHES) |
LENGTH (INCHES) |
---|---|---|
XS | 16 | 27 |
S | 18 | 28 |
M | 20 | 29 |
L | 22 | 30 |
XL | 24 | 31 |
2XL | 26 | 32 |
3XL | 28 | 33 |
5 star | 80 | 80% |
4 star | 20 | 20% |
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Make a bold statement with the “Dark Humor is Like a Pay Raise – Not Everyone Gets It” T-shirt—where wit meets politics. This shirt blends dark comedy with political commentary, poking fun at how edgy humor (like salary bumps) isn't for everyone.
The phrase delivers a double entendre: just like not everyone gets a raise at work, not everyone “gets” dark humor—some find it hilarious, while others miss the joke entirely. It’s a clever nod to today’s culture wars around comedy, free speech, and sensitivity.
With a design featuring JD Vance, the current U.S. Vice President known for his outspoken views, the shirt amplifies its punch. Supporters may view it as a badge of unapologetic realism, while critics may see it as controversial—exactly the point. Perfect for fans of political satire and those who enjoy humor with bite.
– Color: Printed with Different Colors
– Size: Various Size (From XS to 5XL)
– Discount: Sale Up To 30% Off
– Imported: From the United States
Detergent: Use mild detergent, no bleach to keep colors and graphics vibrant.
Washing Cycle: Choose a gentle cycle to minimize wear and tear.
Drying: Air dry flat or hang to prevent stretching. Avoid tumble drying to prevent shrinkage and fabric damage.
Ironing: Iron inside out on low to protect prints. Avoid direct ironing on prints.
Storage: Fold or hang your shirt to avoid wrinkles and keep it ready to wear.
Orders with this option usually arrive within 3-6 days for U.S. orders and take 1-2 weeks for international orders after manufacturing and shipping
5.3 oz./yd² (US), 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
100% cotton, 20 singles (fabrication may vary for certain colors)
Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
Graphite Heather, Neon Green, and Safety Pink are 50/50 cotton/polyester
Classic fit
Bound neck and armholes
Side seams
Tear-away label
Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Manufactured in WRAP-certified facilities with Fair Labor Association partnership
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Item is of great quality and exactly how I ordered it.