
This t-shirt delivers a bold, unapologetic message with sharp humor.
The phrase plays on the word “shit” as a symbol for life’s problems — drama, negativity, criticism, and pointless noise. The idea is simple: none of it gets under your skin.
“I never wipe my ass” is used as an over-the-top, absurd exaggeration to make the joke hit harder and stick in people’s minds. Behind the crude humor is a confident mindset — staying calm, unbothered, and focused no matter what comes your way.
In short, this shirt says:
I ignore the nonsense. I don’t let negativity run my life.
Perfect for anyone with a thick skin, dark humor, and zero tolerance for bullshit.
A funny, fearless gift for friends, birthdays, or anyone who lives by the “unbothered” attitude — and loves wearing it out loud.
Brand: Fatherfigure Clothing
Color: Printed with Different Colors
Size: Various Size (From XS to 5XL)
Discount: Sale Up To 30% Off
Imported: From the United States
Washing Cycle: Choose a gentle cycle to minimize wear and tear.
Drying: Air dry flat or hang to prevent stretching. Avoid tumble drying to prevent shrinkage and fabric damage.
Ironing: Iron inside out on low to protect prints. Avoid direct ironing on prints.
Storage: Fold or hang your shirt to avoid wrinkles and keep it ready to wear.
Orders with this option usually arrive within 3-6 days for U.S. orders and take 1-2 weeks for international orders after manufacturing and shipping
3.7 oz./yd² (US) 6.2 oz./L yd (CA)
65/35 polyester/viscose, 32 singles (fabrication may vary for certain colors)
Athletic Heather is 52/48 polyester/viscose
Black Heather is 80/20 viscose/polyester
Marbles are 3.5 oz./yd², 91/9 polyester/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40 singles
Slubs are 4 oz./yd², 50/37.5/12.5 polyester/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
Black Slub is 4 oz./yd², 40/30/30 polyester/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
Stripes and Heather Navy are 3.7 oz./yd², 70/30 rayon/polyester
Relaxed, drapey fit
A-line body
Shirring at racerback seam
Merrowed bottom hem
Side seams
Tear-away label
Manufactured using sustainable processes with Blue Sign certified dyes, EPA-compliant dye houses, and solar-powered cutting facilities
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Once shipped, please allow 5-10 business days for your order to arrive to the United States and most international countries.
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