Unless I Sit On Your Face My Weight Isn't Your Business Sweatshirt

The Unless I Sit On Your Face My Weight Isn't Your Business Shirt Meaning

The T-shirt features the phrase: “Unless I Sit on Your Face, My Weight Isn't Your Business”, paired with a minimal line art illustration of a curvy woman in a bikini.

 This is a bold body-positivity statement with adult humor, asserting that a person's weight is private and nobody else's concern—unless it directly affects them in an intimate way. It mixes confidence, defiance, and cheeky humor to challenge body-shaming and unwanted opinions.

Brand: Fatherfigure Clothing

– Color: Printed with Different Colors

– Size: Various Size (From XS to 5XL)

Discount: Sale Up To 30% Off

– Imported: From the United States

Care Instructions: The Unless I Sit On Your Face My Weight Isn't Your Business 

Wash Temperature: Machine wash cold to avoid shrinking and protect the fabric and print.

Detergent: Use mild detergent, no bleach to keep colors and graphics vibrant.

Washing Cycle: Choose a gentle cycle to minimize wear and tear.

Drying: Air dry flat or hang to prevent stretching. Avoid tumble drying to prevent shrinkage and fabric damage.

Ironing: Iron inside out on low to protect prints. Avoid direct ironing on prints.

Storage: Fold or hang your shirt to avoid wrinkles and keep it ready to wear.

Shipping Time:

Orders with this option usually arrive within 3-6 days for U.S. orders and take 1-2 weeks for international orders after manufacturing and shipping.

 Materials: The Unless I Sit On Your Face My Weight Isn't Your Business 

8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA)
50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
Heather Dark Green, Heather Dark Maroon, Heather Dark Navy, Heather Deep Royal, and Heather Scarlet Red are 60/40 polyester/cotton
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, enhanced durability, and a smoother printing surface
Classic fit
1×1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery
Tear-away label
Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Manufactured in WRAP-certified facilities with Fair Labor Association partnership

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